Cirrhosis Saul

When Cirrhosis Saul enters the battlefield, place a
Flesh counter on target creature or player.
{p/b}{p/b}{p/b}{t}: Place a -1/-1 counter on target creature
with a Flesh counter on it. Deal 2 damage to its
owner.
{p/b}{t}:Target player with a Flesh counter on them is
dealt 2 damage
"What the fuck are you looking at, fleshy? ... This
shit ain't humerus"