-C-

X is equal to the number of times the letter c
appears on permanents you control
Cumulative upkeep {x}, Convoke, Champion all instances with the letter c in it on all permanents
other than -C-, Changeling, Cascade,
cycling{e}, cycling{p/c}, kicker {x}{x}{x}
-C- enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters
on it then if it was kicked it gains cipher and
conspire
oh no its a... c?