Edward, Promised Sacrifice

Whenever you transmute a card you may gain
3 life or deal 3 damage to target creature.
{u/r} Cards in your hand gain Transmute,
Discard a card: Search your library for a card
with the same converted mana cost as this card,
reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle
your library. Transmute only as a sorcery.
We're going to kick that bearded bastard's ass!