Grizzlier Bear
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Grizzlier Bear
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Grizzlier Bear

Don't try to outrun one of Dominia's Grizzlies;
it'll catch you, knock you down, claw your eyes
out, dislocate your shoulder, unfile your taxes, commit insurance fraud, and eat you. Of course,
you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down, doxxes you, sells your dog, unmakes your bed, yells at
your grandma, leaves your ice cream out on the counter to melt, and eats you.

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