Mage of Total Randomness

Whatever (This creature attacks randomly and can attack any player at any time, including it's controller)
Whenever Mage of Total Randomness deals damage to a player put a Hubalubaluba counter on it, then if there are five or more Hubalubaluba counters on it remove them and you gain 1 life.

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