Mystery Gate

{t}, pay 1 life, sacrifice Mystery Gate: Search your library for a random guildgate, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Well, to get to the Izzet League, first you go right through Gruul, straight on until you reach Simic,
make a left at the Rakdos sign post, take the stairs down to Dimir, go under the Azorius, climb up to the Boros then...or was it a left at the Orzhov, and take the stairs down to...no, wait...Let me write this
down...no, that's not it. I don't know, ok?