Sanatorium Solution

{3}{t}, Sacrifice: Chose two at random
-Shuffle your graveyard into your libary
-draw 3 cards
-Target player discards 3 cards
-gain 5 life
-exile target nonland, nonplaneswalker permanent
-each player sacrifices a creature
-return this to your hand
-you lose the game
"Here drink these, one is bound to do something"