Shrek

If you were to pay for shrek with his {x} instead
play it for free and the {x} abilities are 100
Counter target {x} spells and create {x} 10/10
babies with indestructible, hex proof, and
trample and shrek gets {x} +1/+1 counters
Flying, indestructible, hex proof in hand, spells
cannot counter or effect shrek, flash, trample