Spell Swallowing

Counter target spell, if that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. Put a 2/2 green ooze token with "sacrifice this token, cast target spell exiled with Spell Swallowing without paying its mana cost"
Journal Log #23. Subject R-004 broke out of its cage again due to the shenanigans of Bright and had an unfortunate accident involving an Izzet lightning mage. Condolence will be given, however the body is too scarred and... gooey to give proper burial.