Vulcan, Shepherd of Fire

Flying, trample, haste
Whenever Vulcan would deal combat damage to
a player, you may instead have it deal that
damage divided as you choose among any
number of target creatures and/or players.
Who knew the Ephemerian Flux was powerful enough to make an angel so destructively egotistical and irrationally arational?
-Tommian X-Logs, Vulcan