Crumble

Randomly select three permanents on your
opponent's battlefield. Untap them. Until end of
turn, those permanents become 5/1 red and green elemental creatures with haste and trample and
you gain control of those permanents.
"Once, these ruins were a great city, home to all types
of amazing beings, some of which beyond your wildest dreams. Now, after a single spell, it is rubble."
-Grantax, Tour Guide on "The Wandering Monk
Trail"