Dirty Towel of Endless Laundry

Dirty Towel must not be confused with
Baby Towel of Doom*
{t} Wash at 60 degrees with fabric softener.
Choose a creature. It gains protection from
all colors until end of turn.
{t} Add kitchen towels, washing cloths, underwear
and socks to the wash. Return up to one target
artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.