Endless Adventures

Whenever a creature spell is cast, its controller chooses one of its triggered abilities. It becomes an adventure with identical costs and the text of the second clause of the chosen ability. (It can be cast from exile as a creature card later on.)
"...If you knew me, you'd run away
Past the point of better days
If you knew me, you'd find yourself again,
And only have me to blame..."
— Brenton Mattheus