I Don't Need It

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, put a thirst counter on I Don't Need It, then that player loses life equal to the number of thirst counters on I Don't Need It. Any player may sacrifice all lands he or she controls at any time to gain 20 life, then sacrifice I Don't Need It.
"I don't need it... I don't need it... I definitely don't need it."