Killguy Mcbiceps, The OP

+2: Kill a guy: Shred target creature card. Yes, shred it. Or burn it. Or rip it. Or crumple it.
+3: Talk to that girl at Chipotle: The game pauses to give you the courage to talk to that girl at Chipotle. If the opponent objects, you win.
-15: Stacking Mechanics: You gain an emblem: If you take damage, you win the game and get a stack of "I totally legit won this game lol"