The D.A.R.E. Devil

When the D.A.R.E. Devil enters the battlefield, you may choose one — draw a card
for each creature booked this turn; or, all creatures you control gain +1/+0 until end of
turn.

“The D.A.R.E. Devil is here, he’s the cream of
the crop. Say NO to drugs or feel the SLAM
of justice. Oh Yeah!”