USS Flasher

Submerge (This creature can't be blocked except
by creatures with submerge.)
Whenever USS Flasher is the only creature
you control, you may put a creature from your
hand onto the battlefield without paying its
mana cost and as though it had flash.

“I cry a lot, but... *sniffle*... it's not...
*whimper*... I-it's not... *sniffle*”