Veetizk, Unnatural Maw

Whenever a player casts a spell or activates an
ability that targets Veetizk, the Unnatural Maw,
put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever a spell or ability could target a creature
you control, you may have it target Veetizk,
Unnatural Maw instead of the chosen target
unless that spell's controller pays {2}.
All magic is sucked in by that ridiculous mouth.