VicMan, Unstable Player

Why me—Whenever one or more creature attacks
you, you may say "why me?". If the controler of
that creature controls more permanents than you,
you may reselect wich player or planeswalker
target attacking creature is attacking.
Roll a die on Albert, {t}: the next spell you cast
cannot be countered.
Rage quit the game: you'll start the next game.