Ye Royale Advisors

When Ye Royale Advisors entereth thee
battlefield, begin judging target contest.
As long as thy targeted contest iseth being
judgethed, Ye Royale Advisors haveth
indestructible and hexproof.
"Why, forsoothe shall thee naughty nave be subject to
thy whim. I decree, that thou shalt have right verily,
by happenstance, every right to his beravement as any
a saucey varlet."