Absolute Vice

Flying, Deathtouch, Lifelink

{p/w}, discard a card: Choose target permanent, spell, or ability, it gains Hexproof until end of turn. If a spell or ability is chosen, it gains Split Second
{p/u}: Permanents your opponents control lose Hexproof, Shroud, and Ward, until end of turn.
{p/b}: Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
{p/c}{p/u}{p/b}, sacrifice a permanent or discard a card: Exile target permanent.