Perez Hilt

+2: Complain about the complexity of the format and how long matches and turns take. Each opponent loses 3 life.
+1: Proceed to making complex decks and taking 15-minute turns. Each opponent loses 6 life.
-4: Each opponent loses 31 life. You get an emblem with "Whenever your life total is below half your starting total, threaten to go home".