2G1C

{b}{b}{b},{t}: Tap target creature. Target creature
can't attack or block, and its activated abilities
can't be played as long as 2G1C remains tapped.
You may choose to not untap 2C1C during your
untap step.
"It's been many years since I've thought of
2G1C but I remember the horror as if I had
watched it recently. The shame and repulsiveness
still linger..."