3rd Anniversary

Indestructible, lifelink
When 3rd Anniversary is first played, both the creature will gain +5/+5 and the player will gain an additional 5 life for three turns. 3rd Anniversary cannot be defeated even against an opponents artifact, enchantment, and creature with a higher power.
I love you to the moon and back, all the oodliest of noodles, and to infinity and beyond. I love you so much I'll let you have the best nacho chip...most times! I love you fiveever and ever, my handsome samurai!