500 Cigarettes

{t}: Add {r}{r}
{t}: Add {b}{b}
{t}{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}: Sacrifice 500 Cigarettes, creatures
opponents control get -5/-5. If a creature were to die
as a result of this, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.


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