87-Bazillion Guns

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two d6,
then create an Artifact Equipment token with
Equip {2} and two of the following abilities:
1— Equipped creature has menace
2— Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
3— Equipped creature has trample.
4{line} Equipped creature has lifelink.
5{line} Equipped creature has first strike.
6{line} Whenever equipped creature attacks, it deals
1 damage to any target.