A Benchantment

A benchantment only to be used at the Station of Play, and only by the most capable - and compliant
- of officers. Costing {1} mana in exchange for
this elixir (the uprooting of a previous land to
another) it will turn any mortal man or
mechanical statue into a soldier fit for Sony.
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From selling playstations at game to selling yourself to Playstation, gamer guy - you did it. You believed in yourself! I couldn’t possibly be prouder of you my soulmate.