A Pimp Named Slickback

{1} Target creature gets smacked and becomes a 1/1
Human Hoe, losing all abilities until end of turn.

{t} A Pimp Named Slickback deals 1 damage to target Hoe.

"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe’s place. AMEN”