A Present for the Sick

Search your library for a plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Grandson: A book?... Has it got any sports in it?
Grandpa: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...Grandson: Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.Grandpa: Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.