A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam

Mad Libs - As A Preist, A Rabbi, and an Imam enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one:
Priest, Rabbi, Imam.
•Priest: A P.R.I. enters the battlefield with "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped."
•Rabbi: A P.R.I. enters the battlefield with "When this creature dies, draw 2 cards."
•Imam: A P.R.I. enters the battlefield with "When this creature dies, return a card from your graveyard to your hand."