A-Rod The Landless

A-Rod gets +1/+1 for each opponent who has more land than you. Whenever A-Rod attacks, you may exile a nonland card from your hand. If you do, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of opponents who have more land than you.
"In the face of insurmountable odds, A-Rod's strength comes from his opponents' excess, turning their abundance into his advantage."