A Rusty Venture

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"What is a Rusty Venture your ask? Well it is when your partner *censored* down your *censored* and then you lick *censored* all the while doing *censored* with their *censored*. Of course if your REALLY doing a Rusty Venture right there will be at least two other people and a dog nearby to *censored* and *censored* your *censored* with their *censored*. You know, if you are into that sort of thing."