A Series of Unfortunate Events

At the beginning of your end step, you may put a event counter on this.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a curse card with a converted mana cost less than the number of event counters on this, attach it to enchanted player. Shuffle your library afterwards.
"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
- Lemony Snicket