A Series of Unfortunate Events

You may reveal your hand. If you do, you may
draw a card. If you do, you may tap target
creature you control. If you do you may tap
target creature an opponent controls. If you do,
you may discard a card. If you do, you may
destroy target creature opponent controls. If you
do, you may sacrifice a creature you control. If
you do, you may have target player discard a card.
If you do, you may pay 2 life. If you do, target
opponent loses 2 life and discards a card.
You may discard a card, if