A Speedy Curse

When cast, the Caster is now named Machinza, Luber of the Lake.
Whenever any other player is within 50 feet of Machinza, Luber of the Lake, they gain A Speedy Curse.
When afflicted with A Speedy Curse, all artifacts in the player's possession, in or out of play, will begin to decay at an accelerated rate, and any remedies will be fruitless. The duration of A Speedy Curse depends on the lunar calendar and weather patterns, ending on its own accord.