A Toast to the Newlyweds

You and a target opponent must pick a level of toastiness in secret (Raw, Heat-kissed, Golden, Iffy, Charcoal). At the same time reveal the level you picked. If you picked the same, both of you create a food token. If not, whoever picked a darker level of toast creates an artifact rock token with: {t}, place this token in the garbage where it belongs. The other player creates a 0/1 bread token with: {t}, place back in pantry where it belongs.
"A TOAST!"