A Very Merry Unbirthday!

A Very Merry Unbirthday! enters the battlefield
with 3 tea counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove
a tea counter from A Very Merry Unbirthday!
If you do, choose a player at random and exile
the top card of their library. A Very Merry Unbirthday! deals damage to another target
player chosen at random equal to the exiled card's
mana value. You may cast the card this turn
without paying its mana cost.