Aaron Sorkin

Mad Libs - As Aaron Sorkin is cast, an opponent chooses one of the following: West Wing, Newsroom, The Social Network.
•West Wing: Draw two cards.
•Newsroom: Return up to two red or blue creatures to their owners' hands.
•The Social Network: Create a 1/1 unblockable creature token with, "This creature can only attack alone. If it deals combat damage to a player, draw
a card."