Abducted by Aliens!

You are abducted by aliens! Random roll...
-(1): Gene Splicer for experimentation!
-(2): Repo Bots convinced you owe them!
-(3): Pleasurers just looking for a good time.
{dash}(4): Noro looking for the Cosmic Forge.
{dash}(5): Star Hunters fighting the Minion War
{dash}(6): Sparklits looking for new host bodies.