Abe, Loose Alchemist

Alchemist's Fire -When Abe, Loose Alchemist enters the battlefield, deal 5 damage divided among any number of targets.

Dimension Door - {w}{r}: Exile Abe, Loose Alchemist. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

"Ay Tony, check this idiot out!"