Abe, Simpson Progenitor

Trample, Fading 3, Deathtouch
When Abe, Simpson Patriarch enters the battlefield, All other creatures become 1/1 Senior Citizens with Fading 2 until Abe leaves the battlefield.
Madness {b}
Simpsoncycling {1}{w} (Discard this card. Search your library for a Springfield land and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.)
"AHHHH!... DEATH!..." - Ygra, Eater of All