Absorb, hole of self

Everytime Absorb blocks or gets blocked, you
may pay {p/c}. If you do, chose target ability of
creature being blocked by or blocking Absorb
and copy it unto Absorb until Absorb leaves the battlefield. Abilities naming their original card
by name are to be treated as if they said "this
card". You may remove other abilities than this
one from Absorb anytime you wish. Absorb may
not, at any time, simultaneously have abilities
whose total costs of copying are equal to or
greater than {2}.