Accursed Thesbian

{1}{b}: Accursed Thesbian gains Indestructible
until the end of the turn.
If a -1/-1 counter would be put on Accursed
Thesbian, discard a card then draw a card instead.
At the end of the turn, if Accursed Thesbian
inflicted damage and no spells were cast last turn,
transform Accursed Thesbian to Lunatic
Wolfman.
"I am what they say I am... I'm a monster."