Adachi Tohru, New World Fool

Power Charge—At the beginning of your upkeep,
if Adachi did not enter the battlefield or attack
during your last turn, he gains +2/+2 and
trample until end of turn.
Vorpal Blade—When Adachi deals combat
damage to an opponent, he deals 2 damage to
each creature defending player controls.
"No matter what you try and do, reality sucks. And
I, for one, am sick of it."