~Adam & Asmodeus~

Deathtouch, Hexproof, Lifelink, Trample, Vigilance

Add {w}{u}{b}{r} and gain 2 life for every 8 ounces of
water you drink.
Adam & Asmodeus enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter and gain indestructible for every 8 ounces of
water you drink during a con until end of day.
(125 Ounces max per day.)

Hell is forever whether you like it or not!