Adam, The Father of Man

As long as you haven't blinked this turn;
whenever an opponent plays or copies
a spell, activates or triggers an ability you may
make a copy of that spell or ability, and if
Adam, Father of Man would take damage
you may place a -0/-1 counter on Adam,
Father of Man. If you do, redirect all damage
to any target.
Adam, Father of Man's toughness is equal to 5+
the number of other humans you control.
Partner with Eve, Mother of Man