Afro-Jesus

When this Jesus is with you, skip your Attack
Phase and put 1 Resurrection Counter on
this Jesus. Remove a Resurrection Counter to
prevent this Jesus from going to the Graveyard.
{b}{g}: Resurrect Target Creature from any
Graveyard. That Creature Joins this Jesus' Side.
{t}: Put a 1/1 Black Sheep Token in Play.
"Laugh all you want, Afro-Jesus looks more
like historical Jesus than white Jesus."