Agent of the Chaos Method

When this card enters the battlefield, roll two D4.
- 1: This card gains flying.
- 2: This card gains hexproof.
- 3: This card gains indestructible.
{dash} 4: This card gains protection to a colour of
your choosing.
If this card deals combat damage to a player, you
may pay {w}{u}{u}, and if you do, deal
additional damage equal to the number of
artifacts you control.