Aggressive Non-Violence

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.{flavor}Clyde: “I totally can’t see the fight, dude. I have detention after school.” Cartman: “Detention! That’s it!” [Climbs up onto Mr. Garrison’s desk and drops trou.] Mr. Garrison: “Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk?“ Cartman: [strikes some gang poses] “Whassup? Whassup? Crapped on your desk, dawg. What’s up with that?”