AJ

Acts of Service — Whenever AJ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land and give it to your opponent. Then, say, “Anything for you.”

Emotional Shield — Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls targets you, you may redirect that spell or ability to AJ. Then, he gains indestructible until end of turn.

"He's not just your knight in shining armor—he's also the guy who texts you goodnight."